Shift of Earth's magnetic north pole affects Tampa airport
Scientists say the magnetic north pole is moving toward Russia and the fallout has reached -- of all places -- Tampa International Airport.
The airport has closed its primary runway until Jan. 13 to repaint the numeric designators at each end and change taxiway signage to account for the shift in location of the Earth's magnetic north pole.
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In other news, Al Gore emerged from hiding to denounce the damage to the Earth's magnetic poles caused by blogging, in particular the website whatreallyhappened.com which draws so much traffic..from around the word..that the signals racing along the wires across the globe..*is shifting the Earth's magnetic poles,
which in turn accelerates global warming, killer bees, chemtrails, HAARP, and waxy yellow buildup..in the corners of your kitchen floors!
Mr. Gore called for an immediate magnet tax
and a global magnetic authority to deal with the crisis!
Mr. Gore will set up a magnet brokerage where people will buy
and sell..magnet credits and magnet futures.
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