Sunday, February 6, 2011

blog blogger blogging

its not about being popular
its about hits..."Singing With Angels" I heard your voice A CRYING IN THE CHAPLE..late ONE night I heard you sayING..IN MY HEART. are you lonesome tonight I HEAR you crying in the chapel At night AND ALL BECOMES light im not made of wood..AND I DONT HAVE A WOODEN ART..Love me tender and treat me nice YOU WERNT NUTHIN BUT THE HOUND DOG...THE Lonely boy WHO got the G.I.MOODY Blues That's allright mama's watching over you..AND DONT CRY MOMMA Wise men say if you don't be cruel..im nobodies child You'll get to heaven wearing blue suede shoes I was slowly passing an orphan's home one day. And stopped there for a moment just to watch the children play. Alone a boy was standing and when I asked him why he turned with eyes that could not see and he began to cry. People come for children and take them for their own. But they all seem to pass me by and I am left alone. I know they'd like to take me but when they see I'm blind they always take some other child and I am left behind. (No) mother's arms to hold me or soothe me when I cry. Sometimes it gets so lonely I wish that I could die. I'd walk the streets of heaven where all the blind can see. And just like all the other kids there'd be a home for me. R E F R A I N : I'm nobody's child I'm nobody's child I'm like a flower just growing wild. No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile nobody wants me I'm nobody's child. [Chorus] Singing with YO angels, safe in God's HOLY GRACE land Singing with angels,..walking hand in hand..IN OUR FATHERS WONDERLAND Singing with angels, it's part of God's master plan There's so many angels walking ..THA Band in hand What a beautiful MASTER PLAN..THE grace..the hand,,the band..then thy promise homeland I got a woman mean as she coud be..she's my happiness once i can set her free..Don't leave me in my loneliness Heartbreak hotel since my baby left you..I was counting on you Thought I had a lot OF LOVE..BUT LOVER i got a more of living to do The blue moon..of Kentucky shines..upon our suspicious minds Burning burning hunk a love love makes WONDERING minds thats alright momma..Mystery trains heading for the light Gracelands star as our mercyfull grace..keeps on burning bright [Chorus] put your head on my shoulder HAVE OUR HEARTS GOT COLDER OR THE LINES JUST GOT OLDER OR THE MOTHER BEGOTTEN BOLDER http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxxK_KETUOA&list=PL808A216F00C562EF [repeat x3]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWg2vLEyRZc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl79l6ro2VA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8ZB6c57ZeA Elvis has left the building youtube is a disapointment...so much deleted wORK EFFORT. 'From time to time you’ll be called on to provide some sort of evidence to support your opinions...This is why the internet invented Google.''

and is why the google search function has been peverted
those who dont want you to be foubnd..or find anything
simply get shunted to the 101 st page..[beyond google search finding it]

quote'' Once you’ve decided on your opinion,
use Google to back up your claims with authoritative research.''lol

the internet is full of delusion as well as a few facts

by putting up links you make it easy to get rid of the good ones
and ensure only the bad ones are left to be found

it also ensure's
your topic wont be able to be found
*if they want to keep it hidden

[you tube USED to be great..but now its only by subscription or search]..

i used to get a lot of hits on youtube
now thats gone..such is the way of things that work

others need them to not work
and by stuffing arround with google search
they fixed the game..you now can only be found..by link

thats when the link works..or isnt redirected

but its true..quote''Before you begin you’ll need to decide whose team you’re on...[with us or against us]..Readers [censores]..expect you to be clear about this.

If you’re blogging about politics you shouldn’t confuse them by making overly fine distinctions. Left or right. You choose.

lol dont walk in the middle

it confuses the ones who are there
to classify you a danger or a fool...who shall either ridiclue or censor

still
it was an interesting read
http://www.onlineopinion.com.au/view.asp?article=11564&page=0

be affective
forget being popular...lol
if your not contradicting..your a stooge..[a yes maam]

How to be a popular blogger
By Dr Troppo - posted Wednesday, 2 February 2011 Sign Up for free e-mail updates!

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By now you’ve probably heard about social media and how it’s making celebrities out of mild mannered public servants and chirpy journalists who think in 140 character bursts. Maybe you’re wondering whether a witty and intelligent person like yourself could also become an internet celebrity. The good news is YOU CAN!

Here’s what you’ll need:


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1. Topical issues

2. Keen sense of moral outrage

3. Confidence

4. Stereotypes

5. Wit

6. Google

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Pick a side

Before you begin you’ll need to decide whose team you’re on. Readers expect you to be clear about this. If you’re blogging about politics you shouldn’t confuse them by making overly fine distinctions. Left or right. You choose.

Stay on top of the news

Pick your topics carefully. You need to find stories that everybody’s talking about you’ll need to find them just a little bit ahead of everyone else. Good stories include terrorist attacks, natural disasters, toxic spills, elections and gaffes by politicians or celebrities.

Get outraged

When something bad happens you need to be outraged (interested or mildly concerned just isn’t good enough). Good targets for outrage include politicians, foreign leaders, people smugglers, multinational corporations, bankers, lawyers, greenies, the mainstream media and do-gooding celebrities. If you can’t hold them directly responsible for what happened (eg a tsunami or earthquake), you can at least criticise them for saying something stupid or making the problem worse (eg a politician or celebrity taking up space on aircraft that could be carrying relief supplies).

Be consistent

Make sure your readers know in advance who the targets of your outrage will be. Pick a small number of people or organisations that you can get angry at every day. For example, Tony Abbott, Obama, Bono, the United Nations or the mainstream media (which we all know is run by left wing intellectuals/the conservative establishment/greedy corporations). Once you’ve chosen your targets be consistent. Just as James Bond fans don’t want to see him seducing other blokes in his new movie, your readers don’t want to suddenly see you batting for the other side.

Have an opinion

When you express an opinion don’t hem and haw. Don’t say "it’s possible that the government’s changes to asylum seeker policy may have encouraged an increase in the number of boats" say "Julia Gillard has blood on her hands …".

Use stereotypes as shorthand

Remember, your readers don’t have time for new ideas. Most of them are dipping into your blog as a way of avoiding work. You have 23 seconds to get their attention and make your point. To help them you should activate their favourite stereotypes. Depending on your audience these could be guilt-ridden greenies who live in inner city terrace houses, cashed up bogans who drive four wheel drives and live in outer suburban McMansions, lonely middle aged tea partiers who keep pictures of Sarah Palin under their bed, or left wing intellectuals who resent the fact that the dumb kids they went to school with now earn more money than they do.

Be entertaining

Put yourself in your readers place. If you were surfing the web to procrastinate form work, you wouldn’t want to read someone’s PhD thesis would you? If a blog post forces you to think, then it’s not doing its job. As a blogger your mission is to distract, annoy, outrage and entertain. If you can, be witty. Most people who work at a desk don’t find their job amusing.

Learn how to use Google

From time to time you’ll be called on to provide some sort of evidence to support your opinions. This is why the internet invented Google. Once you’ve decided on your opinion, use Google to back up your claims with authoritative research. Remember, neither you or your readers are idiots. So there’s bound to be a study out there that reaches the correct conclusion. If there isn’t don’t worry too much. You’ll just need to explain why all the researchers are biased (eg all medical research is funded by drug companies, climate researchers are all half-witted socialists).

Work hard

Of course to be successful you’ll need to work hard. You want to be the procrastinating office worker’s first port of call and that means having something fresh for them to read every time they sit back with a cup of coffee. So if you can’t think about something outrageous to say, link to someone who does. Linking to other like-minded bloggers will encourage them to link back to you. And remember, some of your readers will be using RSS feeds. That means you have to grab their attention with the title of your post and, at most, the first line of text.

Good luck

Any witty, intelligent person who follows my advice can become a popular blogger. If you try and it doesn’t work, don’t blame me — read the previous sentence again.

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